Don't blame me if your hair falls out well before whatever time limit you've set for your hair to stay the way it is.

So you've been saying, yet you've set me up with yourself instead of any of the other people who are allegedly also a poor match so I can't help but question what kind of standards you are adhering to here. Also, if I recall these standards were actually yours, not mine.

Because by your own words, we'd make a poor match. And because I don't see what it would change compared to what we usually do.