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[legally_blond]

With the realisation that I'm going to have to cut my hair short eventually, I've decided for the next few years, I might just grow it out as long as possible. My hairdresser is very excited about the idea and we had a nice talk about styles while I was getting my roots touched up today.

I might have to change my diet a bit though, I don't think living on coffee and cake is conducive to sustaining good hair growth.

Eishirou - sorry about taking so long with the date thing, I know you've been anxiously waiting. I haven't been able to find a suitable person who fit all the criteria quite as well, so you're just going to have to go on a date with me. Let me know when you're free ♡

Tachibana-kun - do you like wine? If you're going to cook dinner for me, I feel like I should at least bring something to drink.

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[avant_goya]

There are vitamin supplements that help with the amount of keratin produced by the body, but I'd strongly recommend looking at real foods before substituting anything with pills. Goya is a good candidate for it, in case you were wondering.

After all the time you spent convincing people we'd make a poor match this feels like a somewhat anticlimactic conclusion. Also, no.

[legally_blond]

I'll go inspect the vitamin section tomorrow. Thanks, Eishirou.

We would make a poor match. I assure you, if I find someone that fits your criteria, I'll kick them in your direction as soon as possible.

And why not?

[avant_goya]

Don't blame me if your hair falls out well before whatever time limit you've set for your hair to stay the way it is.

So you've been saying, yet you've set me up with yourself instead of any of the other people who are allegedly also a poor match so I can't help but question what kind of standards you are adhering to here. Also, if I recall these standards were actually yours, not mine.

Because by your own words, we'd make a poor match. And because I don't see what it would change compared to what we usually do.

Screened

[legally_blond]

30 seems to be the magic age for assuming some kind of responsibility.

Because I feel bad for getting your hopes up about having a date, and then not getting you one. So since I can't trust others to give you a good date, while I know we're a bad date, at least I can 100% let you have an enjoyable time.

I'll play tennis with you on a date.

[legally_blond]

Eishirou, since I need to prove a point - would you think I'm being mean if we changed the 'date' to a 'friendly outing' instead?

[cumsquik]

HEY -- WHY ARE YOU PUSHING RESPONSIBILITY ONTO KITE-SAN

[legally_blond]

Because Eishirou is the one that takes the concept of 'dating' far more seriously than I do.

[cumsquik]

WHICH IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDNT THROW THAT WORD AROUND AND HURT PEOPLES FEELINGS

[legally_blond]

We've known each other for a long time now, Kamio-kun. I'm very positive he knows I'm not serious when I ask him on a date.

[cumsquik]

It's still not kind. I've had people ask me on dates and not mean it seriously and even if I know they dont mean it still doesnt feel good

[legally_blond]

That kind of needs feelings in either direction to have an effect. And since there's none between Eishirou and myself, it doesn't really matter.

[avant_goya]

I think most people take the concept of dating at least somewhat more seriously than you do.

[legally_blond]

It'd be helpful if there were more people like me.

[avant_goya]

No it wouldn't.

[avant_goya]

Being that I am not the type to put out after a first date I rather assumed that would be the inevitable outcome anyway.

[legally_blond]

... And you think that I am the type? That's insulting.

[avant_goya]

Considering the amount of people you entertain on a regular basis I don't see how that is an unreasonable assumption. Unless these are more the zero dates type of encounters, in which case I want to know even less about it than I already do.

[legally_blond]

I do not like the amount of judgement here, Eishirou. Back off.

[avant_goya]

Stop telling me about your encounters and I'll stop judging them.

Of course, I know that you do have dates that do not end with a sexual outcome and even have follow-ups. Which is why, if you'll recall, I still want to have a chat with Tokugawa-kun.

Screened

[legally_blond]

Who else am I meant to tell? My grandmother?

You know perfectly well I do not have sex with people on the first date in general, asshole. And plenty of them have follow up dates.

Re: Screened

[avant_goya]

Literally anyone who cares to hear about these things. I recall Oshitari Yuushi-kun having an interest in these sorts of things if your grandmother and sister fall outside of that category.

Your stories tend to involve complaining about people. Anecdotally speaking I don’t hear much about the apparently frequent more platonic dates at all.

Re: Screened

[legally_blond]

Fine, I'll stop telling you when I go out with people, if it offends your virginal morals so badly.

Re: Screened

[avant_goya]

Please do. It'd be quite awkward if you spent our friendly outing date critiquing your exes.

Re: Screened

[legally_blond]

If you ever eventually get laid, Eishirou, I'll be a decent friend and listen to the details.

[cumsquik]

Kite-san if you don't feel safe at night you can sleep in my bed instead