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With the realisation that I'm going to have to cut my hair short eventually, I've decided for the next few years, I might just grow it out as long as possible. My hairdresser is very excited about the idea and we had a nice talk about styles while I was getting my roots touched up today.

I might have to change my diet a bit though, I don't think living on coffee and cake is conducive to sustaining good hair growth.

Eishirou - sorry about taking so long with the date thing, I know you've been anxiously waiting. I haven't been able to find a suitable person who fit all the criteria quite as well, so you're just going to have to go on a date with me. Let me know when you're free ♡

Tachibana-kun - do you like wine? If you're going to cook dinner for me, I feel like I should at least bring something to drink.

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I do not like the amount of judgement here, Eishirou. Back off.

Stop telling me about your encounters and I'll stop judging them.

Of course, I know that you do have dates that do not end with a sexual outcome and even have follow-ups. Which is why, if you'll recall, I still want to have a chat with Tokugawa-kun.

Who else am I meant to tell? My grandmother?

You know perfectly well I do not have sex with people on the first date in general, asshole. And plenty of them have follow up dates.

Literally anyone who cares to hear about these things. I recall Oshitari Yuushi-kun having an interest in these sorts of things if your grandmother and sister fall outside of that category.

Your stories tend to involve complaining about people. Anecdotally speaking I don’t hear much about the apparently frequent more platonic dates at all.

Fine, I'll stop telling you when I go out with people, if it offends your virginal morals so badly.

Please do. It'd be quite awkward if you spent our friendly outing date critiquing your exes.

If you ever eventually get laid, Eishirou, I'll be a decent friend and listen to the details.

Must you be like this?

Are you saying that you wouldn't tell me at all? That hurts.

I'm not reporting my relationships to you, Hirakoba-kun. I didn't before either. I wouldn't keep my partners a secret though.

I went on a date last night, by the way. It was my third date with this fellow and he bought me french pastries and coffee for breakfast, it was lovely.

Is there a point to telling me this?

Just keeping one of my closest, dearest friends updated about my friendly meet ups.

Also hoping to keep you on side as my overprotective pseudo boyfriend/mother/brother/hitman. Thank you.

Do you expect to need my interference in this situation?

Maybe I'm starting to grow an ounce of empathy and it's just easier to blame my lack of ability to commit to some kind of relationship on my overly possessive pseudo boyfriend/mother/brother/hitman than on my actual lack of feelings.

Or this guy said something that made you feel uncomfortably like he was going to ask you to commit to an exclusive relationship and you're hoping I'll have a chat with the guy so you won't need to bother breaking up with him yourself.

The pastries were really good. And the coffee was exactly how I like it in the morning.

Well, at least now you have a scapegoat for if you get fat.

I am not getting fat, fuck you. You've taken my measurements.

I said 'if'.

You're lucky you added that 'if' in, or I was going to come over to your place and strip and prove you were wrong.

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