I know. It was a hypothetical scenario that is actually likely to physically occur that I would theoretically die a little on the inside from.

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We have dinner together all the time. Doesn't that count? It usually ends in kissing and occasionally more than that. That seems like the sort of content that a date would consist of.

That the family hitmen might very well be around the corner to slay him at the press of a button?