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I rather stupidly agreed to do some martial arts training a couple of days ago.

I won't be doing that again. Cuddling in bed the night before and breakfast after was not enough of a payment for the amount of pain I've been in since.

There's now a rather large bruise on my hip and it's reminiscent of my Higa Chuu days, in both colour and having bruises on my body. Sometimes I think about just asking someone to carry me up and down the stairs at university instead of climbing them myself.

I have not missed the physical exertions of junior high at all.

Eishirou, because of you, I had to turn down a night out. I expect you to pay me back for that within the next week.

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Hirakoba-kun.

...Your logic is absolutely stellar as ever. Why would kissing me specifically help your cause?

Don’t put words in my mouth.

Oh fine, I suppose he has a cute ass.

Because even though you're a bit short, you're also relatively physically attractive to me. So I'm hoping that liking kissing Tokugawa-kun is just a byproduct of that.

Answer yes or no, EIshirou.

Of all the things to choose from you go with an asset he doesn’t actually have. I find your efforts lacking.

I’m not sure that is how these things work, psychologically speaking. Why would I go along with this?

So what you're saying is that my ass is better than Yuujirou's.

Because as my friend, you want to ensure my future happiness.

I’m afraid the exact measurements I take are strictly confidential.

If Igo along with this ridiculous logic if yours, you’ll refrain from complaining about me seeking out Tokugawa-kun for a chat.

You can tell me the truth, you know. I promise I won't tell Yuujirou you think his ass is stupid. I'm sure he'd agree mine is better, he apparently thinks I'm cute and pretty and handsome.

I don't see why it's necessary.

Regardless of which way I’d rank either of you you both lose against Shiranui-kun. Don’t let Kai-kun’s lapse in good judgement bloat your ego, you’re already well aware of your own looks.

It is necessary. This is my condition.

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Your opinion on asses is really strange, Eishirou.

I still appreciate occasionally being told I'm attractive, you know. And it means so much more coming from friends than people I'm having sex with.

... I hate you. You're trying to ruin my fun.

And my own is superior to everyone else's on our old team.

You're plenty attractive, Hirakoba-kun. Even your shoulders, disagree though you might with the sentiment.

Take it or leave it.

I'm hardly going to disagree with that.

.... Fuck you.

It's just so unnecessary. Save your intimidation tactics for when I actually get someone in my life I like.

That's because there's no point disagreeing with irrevocable truths.

Like the fact that you have very nice shoulders. I thought you said you enjoyed being complimented by friends? I assure you I mean it from the bottom of my heart.

And yet from where I'm standing, it feels quite necessary at this point in time. It has been a while since you've voluntarily let someone get so close.

I haven't felt your ass since high school though. It could still look as good but it might just be an illusion.

... Not over my shoulders, which you know. Fuck you, Eishirou.

... Going on dates with someone without the intention of sex is getting close to someone...? That's concerning.

That is too bad for you. Visuals will have to suffice.

I genuinely worry about your dislike of your shoulders sometimes, considering how many men would kill for them. If it soothes you however, you have a very nice face as well.

In your specific case it is arguably a much more serious sign of affection than having copious amounts of intercourse would be, so of course I am observing this development closely. You'd be naive to project standard romantic tropes onto your typical endeavors by now.

I could always just spring it on you. You wouldn't complain too much.

Thank you, Eishirou! That does soothe me. Excuse me, I have to go send that to everyone we know.

Then I probably shouldn't tell you that I would not be utterly offended if he started calling me Rin. Oops :)

I may kick you. You'll bruise. It'd clash horribly with your image.

Do we have mutual acquaintances unaware enough to assume I'd find your face distasteful for some reason? It's a good face.

You're not dissuading me from seeking him out for a chat in the slightest.

One bruise, as long as it's not on my face could be worth it.

Oh, you're going to make me blush. I'm feeling very appreciated right now.

I thought you'd be encouraging of this sort of building up close relationships thing. Since it rarely happens with me. And would try very hard not to fuck it up for me. Which talking to him will do.

Or would it?

I'm very fond of you, Hirakoba-kun. Which is exactly why I'm feeling particularly inclined to have a talk with Tokugawa-kun to make sure he is acting on your best interests. Driving him away is hardly my goal here, though as I've said before, if he leaves over a simple conversation he is too weak to be able to maintain a worthy friendship anyway.

Unless you suddenly think your ass is going to disappoint me, yes, it'll be worth it.

Stop being sweet, Eishirou, I'm trying to be grumpy at you now.

I'm continuously surprised and vaguely disappointed by the things you choose to make sacrifices for.

Stop protesting my attempts at looking after you then.

What, you don't think your ass is worth it? Where's the confidence?

Again, sometimes I think you're just a possessive boyfriend. Or brother. Or mother.

I don’t see how a brief touch is worth the bruise but a good spar isn’t. That has less to do with the quality of my ass, which I stand by, and more with your priorities.

I know your specific circumstances better than most. I respect the ground rules they establish for you, but you can’t blame me for not wanting to see you hurt any more than necessary.

Because there's only the chance of one bruise from touching your ass. A spar implies the chances for more than one.

Oh stop, you're making me flustered and gross. And maybe you should just accept that if I get hurt by him, you have my full permission go beat him up. But I doubt it will happen.

Perhaps it'll be a big bruise.

Preventative measures are generally more useful than revenge, though I'll naturally do that regardless if he does end up hurting you.

I doubt you'd hurt me too badly. You like me too much to risk me getting too angry at you.

You know, some people might find it a little insulting that you think they're fragile enough to get hurt...

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