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[legally_blond]

I had such a lovely crepe today while out and about today. I normally go for plainer crepes, but the pudding in this one was delicious.

My birthday's approaching really quickly, my family's been asking me about what I want. Perhaps some new clothes, just to change things up.

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[xyzai]

Aren't you an elf? Were you turned into an orc?

[legally_blond]

I decided I preferred your decision to make me Sauron better.

[xyzai]

Even less reason to go to Mordor. Trip cancelled.

[legally_blond]

Then I'll take over your shire and enslave you either way ♡

[xyzai]

Who hurt you.

[legally_blond]

That's not really a question I answer for strangers.

[xyzai]

I'm not a stranger I'm your enemy.

[legally_blond]

Even less of an incentive. You might use my weaknesses against me.

[xyzai]

Yes. Absolutely. 100%

[legally_blond]

I'm afraid I'll have to keep them secret, then. For their own protection.

[xyzai]

I think you're the one in need of protection here.

[legally_blond]

I always make sure to use protection.

[xyzai]

Then you should have wrapped your pudding.

[legally_blond]

That defeats the purpose of a pudding, I enjoyed eating it too much.

[xyzai]

You'll have to take responsibility for your choices.

[legally_blond]

By doing what? Buying you a pudding crepe?

[xyzai]

That suggestion comes 45 comments too late. Will no longer suffice.

[legally_blond]

I'd offer you two, but that seems a bit much.

[xyzai]

I can't eat two in one sitting and they're not good left over.

[legally_blond]

If you could be treated to anything, what would it be, then?

[xyzai]

Justice.

[legally_blond]

Wrong answer. Something edible.

[xyzai]

Trust food from Satan...

I feel like their is a religion based around this particular mishap.

[legally_blond]

Probably. You're more than welcome to join. I might change the circle I'm banishing you to for eternity if you do.

[xyzai]

You realize this is not tempting.