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I had such a lovely crepe today while out and about today. I normally go for plainer crepes, but the pudding in this one was delicious.

My birthday's approaching really quickly, my family's been asking me about what I want. Perhaps some new clothes, just to change things up.

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If you're wanting any assistance working off the extra calories, you know my practice hours.

Yes, Hirakoba-kun. I'm certain more clothes will absolutely change things up for you.

People might see the resulting bruises and think I'm into that kind of thing. I'm not.

I'm glad you enjoyed the humour.

You must be quite out of shape if the idea of joining me for practice has you anticipating that many of them.

I’ve seen your closet. I take no risks.

I'm just realistic. And being bruised doesn't really fit my image.

There's nothing wrong with my closet, Eishirou. I like it.

So am I. Bruises fade faster than calories, in the long run.

Not enough to wear the majority of the things found in there more than once.

Sex counts as exercise.

I still wear most of them, though. And I wear shoes multiple times.

... Ah.

Well thank goodness for shoes then. I worry for what 'most of them' means, exactly.

Maybe you should try it, Eishirou. It might be more exciting than martial arts training.

Don't think too much about it.

Consider the fact that you're letting your own training gather rust because you're too busy doing those things another motivating factor for me not to do so.

I endeavor not to.

Are you defending your virginal status, Eishirou?

I have a few clothes with tags still on them. They're on the top of piles though, I'll get to them eventually.

I really don't think that's any of your business.

Unless they get buried beneath newer acquisitions, you mean?

Well...

I have a particular organisation system. If you cared to step into the room, I could explain it to you.

Just say it, Hirakoba-kun. Whatever 'it' is.

Apparently it comes down to 'whatever happens to be on top of the pile', which is certainly very typically male of you. I don't need to enter the room to understand how that works.

Nevermind, Eishirou.

... I'm insulted you think so little of my fashion sense and being able to put outfits together.

Ah.

Oh I'm certain you adequately match them with something when you first get them. If you ever feel like challenging yourself, try thinking beyond the one match and coordinating with the same thing multiple times. As in, more than twice.

I actually just buy a whole new outfit in one go.

Why do I have any faith in you, again?

Because I'm your second favourite person, of course ♡♡♡

...Who is my favourite, in this apparent ranking of yours?

Was I wrong? Is it actually me?

By your apparent standards in judgement it isn't, you sound quite certain on that. By my own... I'll have to consider the list, but Pi-chan is a strong contender for first place.

No no, Eishirou, you have to pander to my ego. I'm very flattered if you consider me your favourite person. I can't return the sentiment, though.

I'll be sure to put you in 8th place, so there is still room in your closet alongside your ego.

I hate you too, Eishirou.

I'll live.