Spring cleaning

[legally_blond]

Free to a good home: condoms in various sizes.

Also some garbage bags if you want them. They're the extra tough ones that are harder for people to break from the inside.

Comments

[legally_blond]

Would you like to help me blow up all the balloons? I'll treat you to cake after.

No, I gave my last pair away to a particularly annoying fellow a few months ago.

[xyzai]

I don't breathe helium. If you have a tank, yes.

Tragic.

[legally_blond]

That's a shame. I can hire one easily enough.

I know. Having to communicate with him again wasn't worth getting them back. They were really good one too, I'm a bit miffed.

[xyzai]

Get good cake.

I have spares, but they are police issue.

[legally_blond]

Some sort of halloween decorated one?

I might try leather, they'd look nice on him.

[xyzai]

Thematically appropriate.

Those are good. Deceptively gentle. Padding is important for tennis player wrists.

[legally_blond]

I'll see what I can find.

It really is. I mean, he could always cover up any marks with wristbands, but... leather still looks better. Would you be up for a shopping trip with me after blowing up balloons?

[xyzai]

But not condomania. I made a vow.

[legally_blond]

Of course not, I don't need anymore for the time being, I have enough.

Just to buy the leather handcuffs.

[xyzai]

I still won't go in. But there are other shops.

[legally_blond]

Will you help me with trying them on to test how soft they are?

[xyzai]

I'll secure them on you.

[legally_blond]

Thank you darling, you're so helpful.

[xyzai]

I know.