Spring cleaning

[legally_blond]

Free to a good home: condoms in various sizes.

Also some garbage bags if you want them. They're the extra tough ones that are harder for people to break from the inside.

Comments

Screened

[avant_goya]

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Re: Screened

[legally_blond]

What? If I need them again, I can just buy new ones. There's no point in keeping them at the moment.

Re: Screened

[avant_goya]

I’m not complaining, I just... wasn’t expecting to see this on my feed.

But why would garbage bags... no, actually, I’m not sure I want to finish that sentence.

[xyzai]

How long could one of those garbage bags hold...for example, a professional tennis player?

[legally_blond]

Well, they do have quite a bit of grip strength, that would help them get out...

Possibly quite a while, if you tied their hands up in a smaller bag as well. I can give you some good sandwich bags for that if you want.

[xyzai]

The cheap sandwich bags that never close or the nice ones with the plastic slider that shuts them?

[naniwaspeed]

Y'know, if nobody actually wants 'em, I'll take them to the medical center on campus. They hand them out no questions asked when students need them.

Don't give the garbage bags to Hikaru. (￣▽￣)

[xyzai]

We have plans for the condoms now.

[naniwaspeed]

Is it something better than donating them to students in need?

[xyzai]

Also, you're rude.

[naniwaspeed]

Hey now, why am I rude?

[legally_blond]

Crepe-kun and I are going to be doing something with them, unfortunately. I'll keep you in mind though if I ever have a stash again to get rid of.

[naniwaspeed]

As long as you have fun, I suppose~ Definitely do, though. They're always looking for stuff like that. It's actually a really cool resource, especially if people are shy about it.

[saypassion]

It sounds like you speak from experience with regards to the garbage bags. Do you tie people up often?

[legally_blond]

I do, it's one of my hobbies.

[saypassion]

Is it simply in the form of garbage bags?

[gomenchai]

... that's it, I'm putting notifications on. If I'd read this first, I'd have figured out what that email was about.

[legally_blond]

I'll have to drop by at some point with the condoms so you can actually try them out.

[gomenchai]

You do know trying them on is going to make them useless, right? What am I going to do with condoms anyway.

[mimic_yuu]

I know people who might be needing some.

... I'm trying to think about the reasons you'd have someone in a trash bag.

[legally_blond]

A "friend", perhaps? If you want them for yourself, you should just ask for them.

To dispose of them on the sidewalk when they're annoying and clingy.

[mimic_yuu]

I actually have my own. :I


Oh, that was sort of the same idea I had.

[darkfoal]

Okay, you're gonna need to explain this one.
Why are you giving away your condoms?
I'm hoping you're talking unused ones here.

[legally_blond]

Of course I'm talking about the unused ones. Did you want some, Koichi?

[penipu]

i'll take those garbage bags ;D