Spring cleaning

[legally_blond]

Free to a good home: condoms in various sizes.

Also some garbage bags if you want them. They're the extra tough ones that are harder for people to break from the inside.

Comments

[avant_goya]

No, I'm pretty sure you're being an ass.

[legally_blond]

Are you going to spank me now for being mean, Mother Eishirou?

[avant_goya]

No. Go away.

[legally_blond]

What a shame.

[darkfoal]

I'm spraying a water spray bottle at the screen right now.
Bad Rin, stop being pervy.

[legally_blond]

Are you saying that you would be opposed to being spanked over the knee by Kite? I'm pretty sure all of us would've found it hilarious back in the day.

[avant_goya]

I didn't raise you to be like this.

[legally_blond]

Don't get any ideas.

[darkfoal]

Probably, but that was back in the days of innocence and purity. Kind of.
Also Kites knees are super bony.

[legally_blond]

Well, you'd more be draped over his thighs, which are very nice.

[darkfoal]

I... guess? I think I'd rather not be on Eishirous lap altogether.

[legally_blond]

Well, if you do want to be on a lap I can highly recommend Eishirou's lap as being particularly comfortable.

[darkfoal]

I'll make a mental note. I'm pretty sure I've sat on him before, but theres not much of a reason now.

[legally_blond]

You should try it again, you might find that you really like it.

[darkfoal]

Maybe.

[legally_blond]

And don't even worry about asking for permission or anything. Just do it, I'm pretty sure Eishirou's well trained enough to just accept it by now.

[darkfoal]

You aren't going to stop talking about it until I do it, aren't you?

[legally_blond]

I'm really not.

I can sit on you first if you want, to prove that it's a nice thing.

[darkfoal]

You're heavy though.

[legally_blond]

Fuck you, Koichi, I am not fat.

[darkfoal]

I never said that.

[legally_blond]

I'm not heavy. If you think I am, maybe you need to work on your arm muscles.

[darkfoal]

Probably. I do have a long way to go before they look like yours after all.

[legally_blond]

My arms have thankfully slimmed a fair amount since I moved to Tokyo. One of the benefits of giving up tennis, I guess.

[darkfoal]

Oh maybe I've surpassed you then, huh.
I'll have to take a look next time I see you.