Spring cleaning

[legally_blond]

Free to a good home: condoms in various sizes.

Also some garbage bags if you want them. They're the extra tough ones that are harder for people to break from the inside.

Comments

Re: Screened

[avant_goya]

I actually learned that in school.

You are within pinching range, Hirakoba-kun. Or maybe I feel more like tickling today.

Re: Screened

[legally_blond]

I'm amazed you actually listened to that lesson.

Don't. I'm going to go put clothes on if you threaten me more.

Re: Screened

[avant_goya]

If I can pay attention to and memorize mathematics I will literally have no reason to use again within my lifetime I can pay attention to skills I am likely to encounter in practice at some point in my life. Plus we had to demonstrate that we were listening by putting one on a banana. It was one of the stupidest moments of my life.

Then stop using those horrible emojis.

Re: Screened

[legally_blond]

So I can leave it safely in your hands next time? Or would you need to practise a bit beforehand?

Oh I see. The disgust isn't towards being called 'darling' anymore, it's the emoji.

Re: Screened

[avant_goya]

............……

Pinch or tickling. Pick one.

Re: Screened

[legally_blond]

I'll give you some to practise with.

NEITHER. NEITHER. I'm getting clothes on.

Re: Screened

[avant_goya]

You’re ridiculous.

You wouldn’t be facing such cruel dilemmas if you didn’t get yourself into these situations.

Re: Screened

[legally_blond]

Because I'm trying to help you improve? How rude.

I'd like to see how you react if I gave you a shitty choice like that.

Re: Screened

[avant_goya]

Putting on a confom isn’t rocket science, unless I’m missing something.

...Hirakoba-kun... I’m not ticklish. This is a very easy decision for me.

Re: Screened

[legally_blond]

I'll try and be patient and let you do it next time, then.

I never said I was going to give you the same choice. An equally shitty one for you to choose between.

Re: Screened

[avant_goya]

You make that sound like it’s a terribly tough to resist burden.

If you’re going to offer me a choice between that stupid nickname and those stupid emoji I am just going to pinch you.

Re: Screened

[legally_blond]

It really is. I'm quite impatient.

I was going to let you choose between me biting your left or right nipple, actually.

Re: Screened

[avant_goya]

You’re melting over the couch like a lazy cat. You don’t look impatient.

You’re a strange deviant person, and I’m not going to justify that with an answer.

Re: Screened

[legally_blond]

I'm impatient about some things. Competency at putting on a condom is one of them.

Left, then.