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[legally_blond]

A new person moved into the apartment next door to mine the other week and I finally ran into them today.



I am never leaving my apartment being anything but impeccably dressed from now on. I'm sorry Eishirou, but your lounge pants are going to be thrown in the bin.

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[xyzai]

I'll send you a photo instead.

The one from this post? An update?

[legally_blond]

An exposed ankle. How daring.

I can't decide if he is watching sped up pornography, has very low stamina, or both.

[xyzai]

You're welcome.

Wouldn't he use headphones if it were the first?

[legally_blond]

It's quite boney.

Do people usually use headphones to watch pornography when they live alone?

[xyzai]

Do you usually prefer flesh sack ankles?

They should. Evidently.

[legally_blond]

Not at all.

Maybe I should leave a pair in his mailbox as a subtle hint.

[xyzai]

Then.

To be more subtle, add lube.

[legally_blond]

There are many points between boney and flesh sacks.

What an excellent idea. I might even have a spare bottle I'm willing to give up.