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[legally_blond]

A new person moved into the apartment next door to mine the other week and I finally ran into them today.



I am never leaving my apartment being anything but impeccably dressed from now on. I'm sorry Eishirou, but your lounge pants are going to be thrown in the bin.

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[xyzai]

Do they have a dog?

[legally_blond]

Would you visit again if they did?

[xyzai]

Your hands wander.

[legally_blond]

A hug is hardly wandering hands.

[xyzai]

Your hands wandered around me.

[legally_blond]

Not at all. It was quite intentional movement around you.

[xyzai]

Lounge pants.

[legally_blond]

Oh don't remind me, I'm still horrified at myself. My hair wasn't even properly done either.

[avant_goya]

Ah.

I’m going to print this out and use it as a reminder for anytime I feel tempted to make anything for you ever again.

[legally_blond]

Yes?


I made a mistake. I shouldn't have thought I was safe to wear the lounge pants to dash down to get my mail.

[avant_goya]

Don't say I've never warned you about the consequences your lack of shame might have.

[legally_blond]

So you're encouraging me to have a different mail-collecting outfit everyday.

[avant_goya]

Two or three well matched, decent outfits to rotate between would do. For the sake of my continued sanity, please do not add 'I wore that to get the mail once' to your reasons to cycle clothing out of your wardrobe.

[legally_blond]

I'll have to think about what sort of look I want when I go get the mail.

I'll have you know, I'm inviting Crepe-kun over to look through my wardrobe, he thinks I should donate some to him.

[avant_goya]

You do that.

A significantly less wasteful fate for your written off wardrobe than courting moths. Congratulations.

[legally_blond]

You seem to be in a particularly crabby mood today, Eishirou. Is everything okay?

[love_doc]

My, did somebody catch your eye?

[legally_blond]

I'd heard them talking through the walls, but Oshitari-kun, I wasn't expecting tall, quite handsome and well dressed.

I can't look at those lounge pants again, I'm horrified I wore them outside for a few minutes.

[bana_an_na]

I'm sure your neighbor can forgive some lounge pants. He probably wears some himself.

[legally_blond]

My hair wasn't even properly done either. It was quite terrible.

[bana_an_na]

So he saw you in your purest state...I see...

[legally_blond]

No, that's saved for people who spend the night. And that form doesn't involve lounge pants or ponytails.

[bana_an_na]

...That's..Actually I take it back. You're right. I mean if they're spending the night in that type of fashion.

[legally_blond]

It's difficult, I don't know what's more 'pure'. During/after sex, or when you've just woken up in the morning.

[bana_an_na]

The morning after sex..I think that would be my pick.