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A new person moved into the apartment next door to mine the other week and I finally ran into them today.

I am never leaving my apartment being anything but impeccably dressed from now on. I'm sorry Eishirou, but your lounge pants are going to be thrown in the bin.

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Yes. He's about my size.

Do you want some clothes, darling? I'll need some sort of payment for them.

Hi-chew?

I only like strawberry ones.

What sort of clothes do you want? Summer ones? I'll try find some pants that you can hem.

That can be arranged.

Nice material. Not too loud.

But you'd look so nice in brighter colours.

I don't mind some bright color. Not a fan of too many patterns.

So picky....

Why don't we have another date, then? You can come over and rifle through clothes yourself and I can make sure you're not taking ones I actually want to keep.

It's not that picky.

No tie this time.

If you need to try clothes on, I promise I'll shut my eyes for at least part of it.

But what if the date goes sour and I need to trash dump you?

Why not all?

So your date didn't go well? No need for tall trash bags?

I'm a little curious.

Some people are just annoying. And I'm quite curious about my neighbour who doesn't seem to realise the apartments have thin walls.

I'll send you a photo instead.

The one from this post? An update?

An exposed ankle. How daring.

I can't decide if he is watching sped up pornography, has very low stamina, or both.

You're welcome.

Wouldn't he use headphones if it were the first?

It's quite boney.

Do people usually use headphones to watch pornography when they live alone?

Do you usually prefer flesh sack ankles?

They should. Evidently.

Not at all.

Maybe I should leave a pair in his mailbox as a subtle hint.

Then.

To be more subtle, add lube.

There are many points between boney and flesh sacks.

What an excellent idea. I might even have a spare bottle I'm willing to give up.

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