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Hirakoba Rin ([personal profile] legally_blond) wrote2018-06-23 05:53 pm

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 I rather stupidly agreed to do some martial arts training a couple of days ago.

I won't be doing that again. Cuddling in bed the night before and breakfast after was not enough of a payment for the amount of pain I've been in since.

There's now a rather large bruise on my hip and it's reminiscent of my Higa Chuu days, in both colour and having bruises on my body. Sometimes I think about just asking someone to carry me up and down the stairs at university instead of climbing them myself.

I have not missed the physical exertions of junior high at all.

Eishirou, because of you, I had to turn down a night out. I expect you to pay me back for that within the next week.
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[personal profile] avant_goya 2018-06-23 11:27 am (UTC)(link)
And when you're incapable of pulling off even a few base katas without pulling a muscle I will be there, deeply ashamed of you.

I see no reason why your image couldn't also accommodate being a well-trained martial artist.
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[personal profile] avant_goya 2018-06-23 11:56 am (UTC)(link)
Out of shape and out of practice are different things.

I don't see what that changes unless you want them to be doing things that make you want to kick them in the face.
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[personal profile] avant_goya 2018-06-23 12:24 pm (UTC)(link)
You're good at it, you typically enjoy it while doing it and it has brought you together with several good friends? I'm hardly holding you at gunpoint by requesting you practice with me, Hirakoba-kun.

Annnnnd this conversation is over. Goodbye.
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[personal profile] avant_goya 2018-06-24 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm glad you're self aware, at least.

Allow me to reiterate; there are aspects of your outgoing lifestyle I have no desire to hear about. Just in case that wasnt clear.

As for the summer holidays, aside from looking into new possible coaches and looking into tournaments to possibly play at, I'm planning to spend at least one or two weeks in Okinawa, of course. Beyond that I'm not all that strictly set on any one schedule. And you?
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[personal profile] avant_goya 2018-06-24 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll listen to your love life problems but maintain the right to disengage and leave the moment you attempt to make penises the central topic of the conversation.

If it were anyone else I'd question whether maybe her age might be causing some health issues, but I'm convinced she's terrified your ancestral spirits into giving her some sort of immortality so that can't be it. I suppose she must be lonely with both you and Hirakoba Rei-kun so far away, so long.

What sort of holiday did you have in mind?
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[personal profile] avant_goya 2018-06-24 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
And I'm not particularly interested in your emotion-free penis adventures either. Save those sorts of stories for people interested in it, like Oshitari-kun.

Would you prefer I call you Hirakoba Rin-kun? That's quite a mouthful for how often I use your name.

I'm not opposed to a trip, but admittedly somewhat reluctant to accompany you to get even more overpriced clothes you'll wear only once.
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[personal profile] avant_goya 2018-06-25 12:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I’m glad your bare minimum for getting to know someone intimately is some degree of fondness.

I wasn’t going to change my form of address regardless, no need to worry.

You know very well it isn’t the amount that bothers me, but the amount that is never worn again. At least do something with the clothes you’re never wearing again to respect the designer’s work.
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[personal profile] avant_goya 2018-06-25 12:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm assuming, based on your general disposition towards physical contact, that you're talking about emotional clinginess.

Fuck off.

It is a tentative yes to Korea, but I reserve the right to halt our shopping trip in favor of something else when things get ridiculous. I'll let you know when I've arranged enough of my trip to have exact dates for when I should be home. I'm thinking I'll rent a space while I am there so as to not impose on my parents now that they've taken the wall between my old room and my sister's room down.
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[personal profile] avant_goya 2018-06-25 01:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I’m concerned but listening.

I’m not carrying anything for you, so if you’re planning on using the loopholes in that reasoning like a true lawyer you’ll have to seduce a minion from somewhere else. I don’t think anyone would enjoy your grandmother staring me down threateningly first thing in mornings for existing in the general vicinity of her grandmother grandson time.
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[personal profile] avant_goya 2018-06-26 08:10 am (UTC)(link)
There is so much wrong with this I don’t even know where to start...

Yes? Your grandmother’s influence with the cultural committees is actually terrifying, and I’d prefer not to be cut out because she found out her grandson offered to pay me money to kiss him. Being accused of prostitution doesn’t look any better on my resume than being accused of pimping out my tennis gang.
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[personal profile] avant_goya 2018-06-26 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
Please refrain from talking down Kai-kun’s appearance just because he doesn’t match your overly specific criteria. I don’t see the correlation between someone else confessing their affection to you and the sudden need to try and trade favors for kisses.

And I believe prostitution is defined as trading sexual acts for money, goods or services. Unspecified future favors seem like they’d fall under that.
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[personal profile] avant_goya 2018-06-26 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
Hirakoba-kun.

...Your logic is absolutely stellar as ever. Why would kissing me specifically help your cause?

Don’t put words in my mouth.
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[personal profile] avant_goya 2018-06-26 09:24 am (UTC)(link)
Of all the things to choose from you go with an asset he doesn’t actually have. I find your efforts lacking.

I’m not sure that is how these things work, psychologically speaking. Why would I go along with this?

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