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I rather stupidly agreed to do some martial arts training a couple of days ago.

I won't be doing that again. Cuddling in bed the night before and breakfast after was not enough of a payment for the amount of pain I've been in since.

There's now a rather large bruise on my hip and it's reminiscent of my Higa Chuu days, in both colour and having bruises on my body. Sometimes I think about just asking someone to carry me up and down the stairs at university instead of climbing them myself.

I have not missed the physical exertions of junior high at all.

Eishirou, because of you, I had to turn down a night out. I expect you to pay me back for that within the next week.

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And when you're incapable of pulling off even a few base katas without pulling a muscle I will be there, deeply ashamed of you.

I see no reason why your image couldn't also accommodate being a well-trained martial artist.

That's actually really insulting, that you think I'd ever get that out of shape.

It's not as appealing when people realise I can kick them in the face.

Out of shape and out of practice are different things.

I don't see what that changes unless you want them to be doing things that make you want to kick them in the face.

I still am not fully convinced about why I have to continue practising karate when I'm not interested. Besides some ridiculous notion about cultural appreciation and whatnot.

It's meant to be a fun surprise when they find out I'm a sadist. I thought you knew this.

You're good at it, you typically enjoy it while doing it and it has brought you together with several good friends? I'm hardly holding you at gunpoint by requesting you practice with me, Hirakoba-kun.

Annnnnd this conversation is over. Goodbye.

Stop trying to guilt trip me, Eishirou. I'm meant to be the one that does that.

It was a joke, relax.

What are you doing in the summer holidays?

I'm glad you're self aware, at least.

Allow me to reiterate; there are aspects of your outgoing lifestyle I have no desire to hear about. Just in case that wasnt clear.

As for the summer holidays, aside from looking into new possible coaches and looking into tournaments to possibly play at, I'm planning to spend at least one or two weeks in Okinawa, of course. Beyond that I'm not all that strictly set on any one schedule. And you?

But I have so much to tell you, Eishirou. We need a session so I can catch you up on everything.

I'll probably be heading home for part of it, my grandmother's been getting a bit twitchy over the phone lately. Do you want to go on a holiday together?

I'll listen to your love life problems but maintain the right to disengage and leave the moment you attempt to make penises the central topic of the conversation.

If it were anyone else I'd question whether maybe her age might be causing some health issues, but I'm convinced she's terrified your ancestral spirits into giving her some sort of immortality so that can't be it. I suppose she must be lonely with both you and Hirakoba Rei-kun so far away, so long.

What sort of holiday did you have in mind?

There's no love life happening, as you well know. And no penises besides my own would be involved when it does happen.

You know, my sister gloats about you knowing her given name and not knowing mine. It's a bit insulting.

Maybe a trip to Korea to shop?

And I'm not particularly interested in your emotion-free penis adventures either. Save those sorts of stories for people interested in it, like Oshitari-kun.

Would you prefer I call you Hirakoba Rin-kun? That's quite a mouthful for how often I use your name.

I'm not opposed to a trip, but admittedly somewhat reluctant to accompany you to get even more overpriced clothes you'll wear only once.

.... I suppose I'm fond of them for a little while. They're not completely emotion free.

I'd say you could just call me Rin, but even just typing that felt odd. Hirakoba-kun is fine.

Why don't you help me clean out my wardrobe first? And then we can go shopping together.

I’m glad your bare minimum for getting to know someone intimately is some degree of fondness.

I wasn’t going to change my form of address regardless, no need to worry.

You know very well it isn’t the amount that bothers me, but the amount that is never worn again. At least do something with the clothes you’re never wearing again to respect the designer’s work.

At least until they get too clingy. Then I don't like them at all.

Kite-kun.

So is that a yes or no to Korea? We should try and be in Okinawa at the same time as well. I've missed my surfboards.

I'm assuming, based on your general disposition towards physical contact, that you're talking about emotional clinginess.

Fuck off.

It is a tentative yes to Korea, but I reserve the right to halt our shopping trip in favor of something else when things get ridiculous. I'll let you know when I've arranged enough of my trip to have exact dates for when I should be home. I'm thinking I'll rent a space while I am there so as to not impose on my parents now that they've taken the wall between my old room and my sister's room down.

Eishirou, will you do me a favour? I'll pay you for it.

Ouch.

Things won't get too ridiculous. I have to carry it all back to wherever we're staying, remember. And... you could always stay at my place if you really want. We have spare rooms or my bed's big enough.

I’m concerned but listening.

I’m not carrying anything for you, so if you’re planning on using the loopholes in that reasoning like a true lawyer you’ll have to seduce a minion from somewhere else. I don’t think anyone would enjoy your grandmother staring me down threateningly first thing in mornings for existing in the general vicinity of her grandmother grandson time.

I'm having a bit of a thing with Tokugawa-kun at the moment and I need to kiss you, to make sure of something. And before you offer someone else up, yes, it has to be you.

Would you actually be concerned by my grandmother staring you down?

There is so much wrong with this I don’t even know where to start...

Yes? Your grandmother’s influence with the cultural committees is actually terrifying, and I’d prefer not to be cut out because she found out her grandson offered to pay me money to kiss him. Being accused of prostitution doesn’t look any better on my resume than being accused of pimping out my tennis gang.

He confessed that he likes me and I just need to check something. I can't ask Yuujirou either, because he's not as physically appealing.

I wasn't going to offer you money. More like a payment in the form of a favour.

Please refrain from talking down Kai-kun’s appearance just because he doesn’t match your overly specific criteria. I don’t see the correlation between someone else confessing their affection to you and the sudden need to try and trade favors for kisses.

And I believe prostitution is defined as trading sexual acts for money, goods or services. Unspecified future favors seem like they’d fall under that.

He's short, has unappealing fluffy hair and his arms are skinny. He's unappealing to me.

I quite like kissing him. I need to see if this is normal.

Would you really kiss me for free, Eishirou?

Hirakoba-kun.

...Your logic is absolutely stellar as ever. Why would kissing me specifically help your cause?

Don’t put words in my mouth.

Oh fine, I suppose he has a cute ass.

Because even though you're a bit short, you're also relatively physically attractive to me. So I'm hoping that liking kissing Tokugawa-kun is just a byproduct of that.

Answer yes or no, EIshirou.

Of all the things to choose from you go with an asset he doesn’t actually have. I find your efforts lacking.

I’m not sure that is how these things work, psychologically speaking. Why would I go along with this?

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