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I had such a lovely crepe today while out and about today. I normally go for plainer crepes, but the pudding in this one was delicious.

My birthday's approaching really quickly, my family's been asking me about what I want. Perhaps some new clothes, just to change things up.

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Containing?

It would change regularly. One might be just of you having to watch as I eat pudding and red bean.

I should have tied you to the back of that truck by the hair when I had the chance.

And watched the crepe just fall on the ground? You wouldn't waste food like that.

Why do you think I didn't do it in the first place?

Then there was no need to bring it up as an option in the first place.

It was an option I should have considered more strongly. The opportunity to end evil forever.

I'm basically Frodo, failing at the slope of Mount Doom.

Too bad you don't have a Samwise Gamgee to carry you the rest of the way.

I have a Shiraishi, close enough.

You're more like a Legolas who would fail to walk on snow.

I'm fairly sure I can rely on Eishirou to take care of Shiraishi-kun for me.

Excellent, it would hinder your journey to Mordor.

I don't know, I think Shiraishi is pretty capable of eating a gouya, even if it has googly eyes pasted onto it.

Shiraishi-kun will at least be distracted long enough for me to take care of you. And that's really all I need.

Can I choose to be a wraith instead?

Are you suggesting that you want to come to my side? How sweet, I'll need a resume though.

Aren't you an elf? Were you turned into an orc?

I decided I preferred your decision to make me Sauron better.

Even less reason to go to Mordor. Trip cancelled.

Then I'll take over your shire and enslave you either way ♡

Who hurt you.

That's not really a question I answer for strangers.

I'm not a stranger I'm your enemy.

Even less of an incentive. You might use my weaknesses against me.

Yes. Absolutely. 100%

I'm afraid I'll have to keep them secret, then. For their own protection.

I think you're the one in need of protection here.