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I had such a lovely crepe today while out and about today. I normally go for plainer crepes, but the pudding in this one was delicious.

My birthday's approaching really quickly, my family's been asking me about what I want. Perhaps some new clothes, just to change things up.

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Not today, Satan.

The negative experiences from today will linger.

Tomorrow, then? As far as souls go, yours doesn't seem too expensive.

I'm sure it will be removed when you taste the pudding. It practically melted in the mouth.

Excuse you.

I'm reporting your comment as triggering for that description.

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Well I mean, you used curry as a standard before.

Shall I continue about the perfectly balanced flavours and how it was complemented by the warm crepe?

And?

The red bean and matcha one would have been better.

Curry's very cheap.

The red bean would've ruined it.

I need to rethink my current afterlife plans. Going to hell is no longer an option.

What a shame, I was really looking forward to making you suffer for all of eternity.

Which circle of hell? I'm curious.

I was planning on making a new one just for you. The existing circles are just too restrictive on creativity.

Containing?

It would change regularly. One might be just of you having to watch as I eat pudding and red bean.

I should have tied you to the back of that truck by the hair when I had the chance.

And watched the crepe just fall on the ground? You wouldn't waste food like that.

Why do you think I didn't do it in the first place?

Then there was no need to bring it up as an option in the first place.

It was an option I should have considered more strongly. The opportunity to end evil forever.

I'm basically Frodo, failing at the slope of Mount Doom.

Too bad you don't have a Samwise Gamgee to carry you the rest of the way.

I have a Shiraishi, close enough.

You're more like a Legolas who would fail to walk on snow.

I'm fairly sure I can rely on Eishirou to take care of Shiraishi-kun for me.

Excellent, it would hinder your journey to Mordor.

I don't know, I think Shiraishi is pretty capable of eating a gouya, even if it has googly eyes pasted onto it.

Shiraishi-kun will at least be distracted long enough for me to take care of you. And that's really all I need.

Can I choose to be a wraith instead?

Are you suggesting that you want to come to my side? How sweet, I'll need a resume though.

Aren't you an elf? Were you turned into an orc?